Logical Jokes?

Few logical jokes here. Find out if you can find an answer for them!!!

You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate!! What a revelation????

You can expect a bus in the bus stand but not a full from a full stop. (Full should be treated as a full glass of liquor)

You can be a billionair, but to catch a train you have to come to a platform. (In India, we call a person who is in good position in the society and if he has not been doing good now, we say, he has come to the platform).

You can have AIRTEL, AIRCEL or BSNL connection, but when you sneez, you have to say "HUTCH" (Airtel, Aircel, BSNL, Hutch now Vodofone are telecome service providers)

You can bcome an engineer if you study in an engineering college. But, you cannot bcom a president if you study in Presidency College. (Chennai, India has a Presidency College)

You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard!!!