New Sardarji Jokes

Santa decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.
Rajiv: Santaji How is your MBA preparation?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
Santa: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Santa was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Santa: Saala HOMO!!!
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One Sardu was going to Chandigarh from Pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished, the airhostess and the assistant captain asked the captain afterwards what he told to the sardarji. Captain told: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar."
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Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: "Yes"
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