School, Students Related Jokes

Teacher: Five bird are on the tree and the hunter shoots two of them. How many birds will be there in the tree?
Student: No, it is not possible to shoot two birds at one time.
Teacher: It is for mathematics purpose..anyway, let us assume that he shoots one.
Student: There will be no birds left in the tree.
Teacher: How come? When he shoots one of the five, there should be four remaining!!!
Student: No, the balance would have left by the time he shot the first one!

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Teacher: There are two people in the house and you have three apple. How would you split it?
Student: Will give them one each and cut the balance equally.
Teacher: The condition is that the apple should not be cut.
Student: Well then, I will make Apple Juice with the three apples and give them one glass each!

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